JANE IN COURT FOR CALLING A CRETAN MAN A LIAR!

I was asked to apologise, which I did, but he was not man enough to accept my apology. So, I was fined 300 euro, which in actual fact is a 30 days imprisonment at a cost of 10 euro a day. Which is only payable if I end up in court again within 3 years.

I have nothing else to say, but I did write a poem:

SCUM!

There is scum,

Scum skimmed from boiling potatoes,

And there is scum,

Sticky scum in a bubbling jam pan,

Then there is scum,

Scum that cloys the rim of the world,

Dirtying its edge with dregs,

Cruddy scum that fouls

The surface of civilization,

Worthless dross waiting retribution,

Scum squeezed out of a squashed scrotum!

Jane Sharp

9/3/11