ODE TO A MARKETING WHIZ
Oh soft the sweet computer calls you by
And flirting bids you sit for hours on end,
'Clicking on' and 'keying in' which I, shy
Of talking by machine my right defend
To play Sudoku, watch TV or sew,
And silently do pass my day (and night)
Alone, widowed by a whiz whose bloggin'
Pays for my homely comforts, don't ye know!
And though I'd love some male attention, right,
Nothing beats a profitable 'log in'.
Jane Sharp x